Why do I feel like this will be me in thirty years?
(via weednap)
” I am eating dry instant maple and brown sugar oatmeal “
-J-kizzle.
When you are at work and have limited access to snaxxx you do what you gotta do. Don’t front, Brie.
(via weednap)
On my way home from Meghan’s tonight I passed these two drunk bros outside of a bar.
Bro #1: “Hey, you from Vancouver?”
Me: “Uh, no.”
Bro #2: “You from Newfoundland then?”
I had made my way past them at this point but I looked back to respond.
Me: “Uh, yeah.”
Bro #1 noticed my glasses and then proceded to shout, “Geek squaddddd yeah!”
I am an immasculated pussified faggot libtard who will spend my life being cuckholded by the few smelly crust punk girls I can convince to pity fuck me, and this defines me as a man.
(via maaaaaaaaaddy)
(via thesimpsonswayoflife)
